Monday, January 12, 2009

9.30pm - Hostel 2

Hostel 2 (2008)
Starring: Lauren German, Heather Matarazzo, Bijou Phillips
Genre: Horror (or torture porn if you prefer)

Random observations:
- Been putting off watching this for ages, after catching a few sneak peeks. I love horror movies, but torture porn... not so much.
- There's nothing cats like better than blood out of a decapitated guy's neck.
- Argh! Wanger!
- And only a brief glimpse of the chick nude model. That's just wrong.
- I have to wonder what these movies have done for the tourism industry in Slovakia. I can't imagine they've helped at all.
- Yikes, now that's what I call a bloodbath.
- Castration... just wrong. So wrong. And feeding the junk to the dog? Dear God.
- However, soccer with a decapitated head... that's kinda funny.

Overall comments: If you enjoy this movie, you're a sick fuck, as simple as that. I mean, don't get me wrong, I quite enjoy the Saw movies, and get a kick out of novel deaths (like in the Final Destination movies), but some of the shit in this movie is wrong... just wrong. That's about all I've got to say about this.

Up next: From dogs eating castrated junk to a guy eating a shitload of McDonald's... it's Super Size Me.

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